Kinky or Vanilla Board Game

Kinky or Vanilla asks one question and refuses to let you answer it directly. Ninety challenge and question cards send your pawn down one of three lettered paths — a, b or c — winding around the board, and it’s the shape of your route that actually answers the question. Reach the end quickly on a short, straight run and you land closer to purely Kinky or purely Vanilla; take the long, winding path and your tastes turn out to sit somewhere in the middle.

Nobody gets steamrolled into anything. Every challenge card can be played for real or simply read aloud and pictured instead, and it’s always the less adventurous partner who makes that call, card by card. Once both pawns land on the board’s Kinky or Vanilla endpoint, you compare routes and find out how closely your flavours actually match.

Things to know

• Built for two — played together as a couple
• Consent-led: any challenge can be described and imagined instead of performed
• 90 Challenge & Question cards, each with three lettered answer paths
• Instructions and cards printed in 7 languages: English, Spanish, German, French, Dutch, Portuguese and Italian
• Box: approx. 21 x 21 x 5.7cm, approx. 780g boxed weight
• No batteries or charging required
• Brand: Secret Play (Spain)
• Recommended for adults 18+

In the box. 1 Gameboard, 2 Pawns, 1 Instruction booklet, 90 Challenge & Question Cards.

Frequently Asked Questions

How many players does the Kinky or Vanilla Board Game need?
The Kinky or Vanilla Board Game is built for two, played together as a couple using the included gameboard and two pawns.

Do you have to act out every card in the Kinky or Vanilla Board Game?
The Kinky or Vanilla Board Game is consent-led — any challenge can be role-played for real or simply read aloud and imagined instead, and the less adventurous partner decides which, card by card.

What’s included in the box with the Kinky or Vanilla Board Game?
The Kinky or Vanilla Board Game comes with 1 gameboard, 2 pawns, 1 instruction booklet, and 90 Challenge & Question cards printed in seven languages.

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