Edible Anus Chocolates

The Edible Anus Chocolates are exactly what the name promises: a box of six British milk chocolates, each moulded into the unmistakable shape of a bottom. Spencer & Fleetwood — the novelty confectioner behind the original chocolate anus — make no attempt to disguise the joke. It’s built for a stag do, a hen do, a Secret Santa, or any birthday where the recipient laughs before they eat.

Underneath the shape, it’s real chocolate. Proper British milk chocolate, with a solid cocoa content rather than a novelty afterthought — it melts the way decent milk chocolate should, and it’s meant to be eaten, not just photographed. The whole thing ships in a black gift box discreet enough to hand over at the office, with nothing on the outside giving the joke away until it’s opened.

Things to know:

• Made by Spencer & Fleetwood, a British novelty chocolatier
• 6 chocolate pieces per box, each moulded into an anus shape (approx. 7g each, 42g total)
• British milk chocolate — minimum 30% cocoa solids and 20% milk solids
• Ingredients: sugar, dried whole milk, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, milk fat, emulsifier (soya lecithin)
• Allergen advisory: may contain traces of nuts
• Packaged in a discreet black gift box — nothing on the outside gives the joke away
• A novelty-shaped confectionery item — decorative in shape only, not a cast of any individual

In the box:

• 1 x black gift box
• 6 x anus-shaped British milk chocolates

Frequently Asked Questions

Are the Edible Anus Chocolates safe to eat if I have a nut allergy?
The Edible Anus Chocolates carry an allergen advisory for traces of nuts, and they contain soya lecithin as an emulsifier — check both against your own allergies before eating.

Is this actually real chocolate, or just a novelty shape?
The Edible Anus Chocolates are made from real British milk chocolate to a minimum of 30% cocoa solids and 20% milk solids — the shape is the joke; the chocolate itself is not a novelty afterthought.

What occasions are the Edible Anus Chocolates suited to?
The Edible Anus Chocolates work well as a stag or hen do gift, a birthday present, or a Secret Santa pick for anyone who appreciates a present that’s rude on purpose — the discreet black box keeps the joke hidden until it’s opened.

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